Thursday, October 28, 2010

Golem

When the golem knocks down your front door this halloween and screeches in the voice of a million unspeakable horrors "trick or treat" don't give him/it/them anything.

Golems suck at tricks and generally only do something really dumb like throw your car through your window before returning to the formless morass of mud and rotting organic mater from whence it came. Don't try shooting or fighting golems though, those things may look slow and dead but they are FAST, I once seen them chase down and rip off the arms of a full grown healthy 210lb man. He has to get the pizza delivery guy to feed him, poor guy.

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